Here’s a Christmas treat for ya: the StarCraft 2 version of 12 Days of Christmas. And yes, those are real actor voices from the original StarCraft game, released by Blizzard in 1999. Hoping that you will not hate all this singing, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Oh… and a brand new SCV. ;)

On the 1st day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
a brand new SCV.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
2 Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
5 New born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and brand new SCV

On the 6th day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
6 Zealots fighting, 5 new born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to us…
7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 newborn Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the 8th day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
8 Archons burning, 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 newborn Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the 9th day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
9 Battle Cruisers (Power Overwhelming!), 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 newborn Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the 10th day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
10 Ultralisks, 9 Battle Cruisers (Terror all Consuming!), 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 newborn Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the 11th day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
11 Science Vessels, 10 Ultralisks, 9 Battle Cruisers (I Hate all This Singing!), 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 newborn Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…
12 Arbitors, 11 Science Vessels, 10 Ultralisks, 9 Battle Cruisers, 8 Archons burning, 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 newborn Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

(Wraith Pilot): “Why am I so jolly?”
(Marine): “Hey, who spiked the eggnog?”